Hopeful in Atlanta

I have been dating this guy for 3 years now and I am ready to take it to the next step. However I don't think he is ready to commit and I am afraid if I press the issue he will leave me. What can I do?


Mrs. Pancakes

Oh honey child, I feel ya pain. I was once in a similar relationship, don'tcha know, and it turned out badly. I would suggest, comrade, that ye pillage the town and take all of the barrels of salted pork and sugar while you can. Pip pip, cheerio and all that my good guv'nah. Ta!