Troubled in Toronto

I want to do my part to promote peace in the Middle East. Everyone talks about how bad it is and how it is a shame that they cannot find peace, but I want to do something about it.

Welfare Man

Quit your job, stop making payments on your bills, and have more children. Then file for bankruptcy. After that all you have to do it get government assistance and voila! You have the government paying itself back, while you relax in a jacuzzi.